Tim In Real Life

when people think I’m not listening just because we’re not making eye contact. I hate when people are mean for no reason. I hate when people lie. I hate having to repeat myself three or more times. I hate not having money. I hate people who have perfect vision, and I hate when they don’t realize that not everyone else in the world has perfect vision like they do. I hate playing words with friends. I hate math and everything about it. I hate when it rains really hard. I hate when you miss a call from someone, and call them back less than 2 minutes later and for some divine reason they do not answer the phone. I hate when people call me while mid text-conversation with me. I hate when people don’t use proper grammar. I hate when people are obsessed with cars. I hate money. I hate not having unlimited amounts of money at my disposal at all times. I hate being wrong. I hate when it’s cold out for no reason. I hate global warming. I hate when people try to make me watch YouTube videos when I don’t want to watch them at all. I hate hypocrites. I hate getting ditched. I hate being ignored. I hate onions. I hate tomatoes. I hate when people don’t acknowledge that LOST is the best thing to ever happen to television, ever. I hate the newest version of Blackboard…it’s actually a downgrade from the original version. I hate when people are stubborn and I hate being stubborn. I hate not being athletic. I hate awkward situations. I hate yelling. I hate being yelled at. I hate teachers who are really bad at teaching. I hate when people want to live in America but won’t take the time to at least learn how to speak English fluently. I hate not having a girlfriend. I hate when the heat is blasting for no reason. I hate not having air conditioning in my dorm room. I hate Valentine’s Day. I hate wet socks. I hate when people start conversations with me and then sign off/ end the conversation out of nowhere without saying goodbye. I hate that my computer got stolen. I hate when people bite their nails. I hate that the only hook-up my family has is at a tiny AT&T Wireless store, and it doesn’t even work most of the time. I hate chocolate ice cream. I hate being shorter than 5’7. I hate when people get famous for dumb reasons. I hate when people say that money can’t buy happiness. I hate when people chew really louldy/ with their mouthes open. I hate that I can’t think of anything else.

really needs to learn how to write on my wall instead of writing utterly irrelevant comments on my statuses…geez ma you’re taking up the space meant for the biddies to comment! ;)

at updating my Tumblr. I always forget about it after using it for about three days consistently. I guess it’s kinda/sorta a love/hate type of relationship…but I’m really starting to like Twitter so maybe that explains the huge gap(s) in updates on here. 0h well better late than never!

I haven’t really given much thought to where I would like to move when I’m out of college and have a job, but one place that I really really really want to visit is Ireland. And no, this is not just because I’m Irish (though that is part of it). I want to visit Giant’s causeway, and I’m convinced that if I kiss the Blarney stone my luck will change for the better for the rest of my life. Okay, maybe not, but it’s worth a shot. I also love the way the irish brogue sounds, and what better place to hear it than in Ireland!? Maybe someone can teach me hurling while I’m there, since apparently I have a cousin that is a professional hurling player. Who knew!?

I’m going to bullet yesterday, because I haven’t done anything except sit in chem lecture today.

.Miss the alarm set for 1030 to get omlettes before my 11:20 class.

.Wake up at 11:40, 20 minutes into the 11:20 class.

.Make the executive decision not to go to Heroes and Warriors, and just wait til Music starts at 1250.

.Sit in music and listen to some guy lecture about the first technologies in recording music until 210.

.Make critical choice to eat instead of going to math recitation, because I don’t know anything that’s on the quizzes we have to take every week anyway.

.Walk back to the room after eating a lunch of a cheeseburger and riptide rush at the SAC.

.Play smash from 4 til 520.

.Walk from the room to Math.

.Learn how to do the derivatives of trig equations, from 5:20-6:40

.Walk from the Engineering building to Roth Cafe.

.Eat dinner from CPK (Chicken Club Panini & medium Sierra Mist)

.Walk back to my room from Roth, almost by myself because the rest of the Tripod decided to run ahead, and I don’t do running.

.Watch a bio lecture from 7-8.

.Play smash from 8-9.

.Facetime with Jess from 9 until about 3:30 A.M.

.Go to sleep

DAT WUZ MY DAY

AND QUEUE SHUFFLE:

1. Off That - Jay-Z

2. Miami - Taking Back Sunday

3. Ghetto - Akon

4. Headlines Read Out… - We The Kings

5. Thanks For The Memories - Fall Out Boy

6. Dangerous - Akon

7. The Take Over, The Breaks Over - Fall Out Boy

8. Viva La Vida - Coldplay

9. Mayday Parade - Ocean And Atlantic

10. Aliens Exist - Blink 182

A little disappointed in the lack of genre variety, perro sea lo que sea

Ahh boy…Kimberly Rose Rendina of Pixie(the name of the pre-school I went to). I don’t really remember much about her, with the exception that we “dated” for probably a period of two days, before my mom told me I wasn’t allowed to after she caught us kissing at my house one time. Though she did leave me with one present I’ll never forget when she moved away; the chicken pox. So as a result of my first love, at the young age of four, my mom was worried that I would move too fast in the ladies department. Oh, the irony.

For a change of pace, I’m going to write this days thought-provoker in bullet form instead of a fat paragraph. I hope that in my future I will:

-Be happy

-Have a family, including a significant other who I’ve loved for a while, and we make it work.

-Have a steady, worthwhile and lucrative career.

-Have friends be my side and just know that they ain’t goin’ anywhere

-Live in a big house with lots of friends and family over all the time, for birthdays, holidays, or even for no reason at all, just for good company.

I think that’s about it!

Yet another toughie. I think I’d have to say, as corny as it may be, that a time when I was most satisfied with my life was the day of my high school graduation. Particularly the day of my graduation party. Everything seemed to be going in the right direction, I was finally settled with where I was going with my future, and I was surrounded by close friends and family. The weather was near-perfect, amazing food was everywhere I looked (which anyone who knows me would know that that’s a satisfaction all on its own) and, of course, I made bank. Which would in turn make me less satisfied because I decided to blow most of the small fortune I accumulated on a blackberry. Don’t ask. But yeah, as far as that day goes, my graduation party is definitely one for the books.

Being that I was born on March 12, 1991 my Zodiac sign is a Pisces. I would get a goddamn fish. I looked it up and according to Zodiac-Signs-Astrology.com; 

Pisces Strength Keywords:

- Compassionate
- Adaptable
- Accepting
- Devoted
- Imaginative

Pisces Weakness Keywords:
- Oversensitive
- Indecisive
- Self-pitying
- Lazy
- Escapist

I am actually very surprised at how accurate, at least according to my own perception, these keywords are. The only word from this description that I don’t so much agree with is “Escapist”. I take that term to mean that someone who tries to get out of sticky situations when the going gets rough, rather than stick with it and try to  solve things through. Then again, I’m apparently notorious for being overly non-confrontational so maybe that is true. Other than that I think both the positive and negative attributes listed are pretty much accurate. Everyone knows I’m indecisive, definitely have my self-pitying moments (though I think that could just as easily be Middle Child Syndrome) and I can surely be oversensitive sometimes. I like to think that I’m compassionate and adaptable. Ideally, I’m devoted which I think is strange since escapist and devoted are kind of contradictory. Everything else also checks out in my book. Any thoughts?

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